lyfe

hola peeeeople!
I have returned to the blogging universe! (no one cares). Normally I would have thought to blog if something interesting had happened in my life, but that is just not the situation at hand!!!! Nothing interesting had happened and it's my best guess that nothing interesting will happen in the future! Currently, I am sitting loner style waiting for everyone to get back from Sing practice. (OBVIOUSLY I  wasnt tryna do that this year SoOOoOO that has resulted in me having less of a social life than I did previously IF THAT IS EVEN POSSIBLE)

anyways. It's already second semester of my sophomore year! We just got back from Christmas break and I am already counting down the days until Summer so thats cute! ( I like to live in the moment ya know)

But. life is actually pretty good right now! Rush just happened:

waiting for da bebez

my gal finally a PBP!

abs abs abs abs abs abs EVERYBODY

All of our hard work from first semester & rush week finally payed off and we honestly have such a good group of girliez! GOTTA GO PBP YALLLLLLLLLLL

aside from Rush, we had Jwow's goodbye party this weekend! (She's heading off to the Maastricht lands to study abroad! She's going to be traveling the world while I'm failing Poly Sci so that going to enjoyable to think about this semester)

luv it when my camera doesnt do its one job and cant AuToFoCuS its my FAVEEEEEEE

picture with da prez yall

AnYWayZ my life is obviously so interesting I'm sure all negative three of you are so captivated by my words of wisdom and event-filled life!!!!! Well I'm probably just gonna go and watch Law & Order because YALL KNOW that will never change

peace & blessins from the hermit

pahg

This was supposed to post on Sunday.

Hello avid readers! (hah)I have not visited the blogging universe in some time now but this past week was so hilarious that I decided it was TIME for an update! It's also funny how I think anyonr cares!! But seriously this week was the lulz and I gotta talk about it or I may explode. Cool.

OKAY. So. Last weekend we ventured down to the ATX to go to a nice dinner for Melsuhs 21st! Apparently, our mature brains thought it would be a grand idea to go to one of the most popular restaurants in the entirety of Austin...on GAME DAY!!!!! Yes, this turned out to be wonderful as we were stuck with the waiter who according to one of my friends was, and I quote, "high and drunk." (high. And drunk. Both.) needless to say, it was an experience. BUT while all this was happening, I was beginning to feel not so hot..LEADING to the series of unfortunate events that was my week. 

BASICALLY. I had (still have) a cough that sounds like I either have been smoking since I came out of the womb OR I was born without lungs. It's been really fun to go to my classes and sound like I'm dying a slow and painful death everytime I cough. It's also been cute during the TWO tests I had. Im sure everyone in those classes enjoyed it even more! Also, everyone I came in contact with who then coughed one time in the next couple days did not fail to remind me "Paige, you got me sick!" ok. I honestly was so careful and covered my mouth everytime and purelled the h out of myself after every class... Like if one pathogen somehow escaped from me and made it into your bloodstream I don't know what I could have done to prevent that! Like sorry for the extra sass tonight Im alone and bored and I have no friends so..

Anyways.

I also haven't had an appitite. Which lemme tell you people....I usually classify food as my only friend and i probably shouldn't admit that but I ain't even mad!!!!!!

But I literally haven't had mcallisters or chuys in over a week and that is the worst thing I've heard since I figured out I really had to live in the dorms freshman year and no matter how many times I told them I had mental problems and physically couldn't use community bathrooms....

But yeah. Worst. Week. Ever. Oh and I also had a fever so the alternating feelings of being submerged into boiling lava and then being forced to live in an igloo was a fun addition to the week as well. 

(I'm a really positive person.)

WELL. All of this resulted in me sprinting as fast as I could back home to Dallas after pi phi howdy  (which was fun! I was dying the whole time, but it was still so fun!)

So that is where I currently am. Not going back to the wack until the morning hours. ReBEl oN tHe LOoSe y'all!!!!!! 

Sorry this wasn't a happy update on college life (tbh...my life is so boring that that blog post would be one picture long and that would make my eyes water thinking about my non existent social life so that is the reason I'm avoiding it) 

Later dayz my people 

Pahg

OLYMPICS!

first off..if you think this is going to be a post about the olympics (a good guess due to the title) its not. Ya'll thought you were going to get a break from stories about my life didnt you?? well LOLZ thats never going to happen!! But. I will say three things about the olympics.
1) Pretty sure the speedos the syncronized divers wear do NOT have to be that small. I am forever scared.. (Except for Tom Daley. Hey boy.)

                                          

2) I would rather give up my entire inheritance than become an Olympic swimmer because swimming that much should probably be considered illegal and if I ever tried it the outcome would be real cute...

3) THOSE CHINESE GYMNASTS ARE NOT 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. Well. I'm currently on vacation in Seaside, Florida. Family vaca style, BUT GET THIS!!!!! Prince William (my brother and favorite child) has a friend!!!!!! Did I get a friend???? You would think in a fair and balanced family, both children would get to bring a friend to avoid awkwardness....

well. nope. Of course I'm the lame 19 year old chillin loner while my FOURTEEN year old brother like has the time of his life. This has resulted in me becoming "a hermit" as my mother so kindly classified me and watching the olympics every time they are on. (Side note: Currently watching men's gymnastics....WHY DO THE CHINESE HAVE TO BE SO GOOD?!?!?!? they are perfect and it angers me...probably because the americans just butchered every event....represent.) 

Anywayzzzzzz lots and lots has happened since i last blogged. (Lets hope so since the last time I blogged was the beginning of the summer.....) soooo lets just go in order here. 

1)

Jwow's birthday dinner! At st. annes...same place as the Kargz dinner..we like to switch things up! 

2)

Then it was fourth of July!!! Why Jwow and Melsuh think its ok to take pictures with my brother is beyond my comprehension...

3)random events that I'm too lazy to go into detail about..

megsters likey driving downtown!!!!!!!

All in all its been a wonderful summer! However, I am more than ready to go back to the wack because this whole not being busy thing is getting QUITE OLD!!!!!!

alright. short post because I just got really bored of typing words.........

guess I'll get back to watching the olympics with my sour patch watermelons....SEASIDE 2012 GO HARD!!!!!!!...

 >:/

hola !

SUP party peeps!!

well my life has not gotten any more eventful since the last time I posted 

because like I have said before, my life sucks. 

but no worries! I have returned to drone on about the few things that HAVE happened. 

FIRST OFF. I am employed. At my favorite store Anthropologie! I know...its a huge surprise to every living thing on this planet that somebody hired me. Not as surprising, I havent even worked a shift yet and already have bought a dress, a skirt and a necklace BUT ITS FINE because I gotta look GoOOOoOd to sell da stuff am I right or AM I RIGHT???? (wrong. completely wrong.)

 (But I'm over it though so hey)

(before the interview....note the "i AINT gettin this job face" the hire came at such a surprise!)

but anyways that was a definite upside to this week! (downside = the 60000 hr long orientation) (plus side to the downside= my friend Haley Moore was also doing orientation! So it looked like I actually had friends to all the other workers!!!!! Definite step in the right direction)

on FrIdAy I went to Eli Young Band concert with my friendsies

.....too bad it was SO boring and we literally watched horse races (horse. races) for two hours and then gave the concert the boot and went back home. typical. but hey the car rides were fun??????? ok bye. 

So tomorrows Thursday and I cant think of one thing I've done this week worth writing about. NOTHING is more pathetic. Maybe I should pick up some DIY skillz so I can post that shiz on here??? LOLZZZZZZZ I literally crack my self up on the daily!!!!!

well Prince William (my brother) and Greg (my father) have been gone since Sunday to the Waco lands for a golf tournament (so random).

so this means that me and THE LESLIE have been loner style all week! This has resulted in going out to eat multiple times because NEITHER of us know how to do things in the kitchen. BUT HOLD THE PHONE!!! Last night......we like MADE a pizza. With our bare hands......nothing was weirder because it actually tasted good and we didn't burn it or make it taste like the end of time!

ok its a little burned but HEY that is like gourmet cookin compared to what we usually pull out of the oven!!! so everyone can just be ok with this!!!!

tOnIghtttt me and Melsuh watched Pretty Little Liars (duh) I get scared every time I watch that like I have ACTUAL PROBLEMS because 

Im pretty sure a 3 year old girl could watch it and be ok with life but NOOOO not me!!!! 

but then Melsuh decided she needed to teach me how to bake things without completely ruining them soooooo we made coffee cake in a mug!!!! very easy ( all i did was put the ingredients in the mug...didnt even measure....nobody trusts me..) WISH i had a pixie for this one because it actually looked norm and tasted GOOD!! (we substituted applesauce for the oil and I've never liked something more) switching to a healthy lifestyle yall!!!! ...............ok that was dumb never again.

BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!! it was all fun and games with the coffee cake until we turned on DANCE MOMS. 

<----- this woman. is. insane. I have never watched this show before and if you haven't I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU DO because you will become addicted in the one hour episode. And you will go home and start watching from the beginning. Why I am admitting my watching of yet ANOTHER tv show is beyond me.....this is becoming embarrassing..

ANYways. Thats all I got for you humans tonight. Maybe the rest of this week will be more eventful????.....................haha. i laugh. 

peace and blessins- pahg

I know. I know. but im just gonna KeEp oN bLoGgIn!!!!! 

weekend

WELL hello people!!!!! (seriously...no one reads this I really don't know why I pretend they do....it's actually somewhat sad...) It's also sad that I actually do not care... Cool!!!! 

 Anyways. This weekend was the BOMB!!!!!!! Friday, I headed to my friend Steph's lake in Athens, TX!!! Seriously prettiest place ever if you think I wanted to leave......... 

  Seriously it really doesn't get prettier than that!!! but. It was PERFECT weather the 2 1/2 days we were there. Like mid 90's, NEGATIVE clouds (my definition of flawless weather) (probably nobody else's) (it's fine). We tubed, jetskiied and ate. Duh. Also we witnessed my friend Melissa dominate super Mario 64.......she knew literally every shortcut...almost embarrassing to watch.... 

OH and on the last day Melissa and I had a fun jet ski accident!!!! I actually thought I was paralyzed.... Scary in the moment but a couple hours later as we were headed home I re-read the text melsuh sent in the group text explaining what happened and I COULDN'T stop laughing. (even though I still can't move my neck buts it's fine NOBODY PANIC!!!!!) I'll let the screenshot explain it all 

(sorry for the large picture...unfortunately I can't make it any bigger...)(my friends refuse to stop calling me pagina. Disgusting. Unreal.) 

 SO obviously to make up for throwing me off the jetski, almost ending my life at 19 years, she does THIS to me on the way home. 

Beyond rude. (I. HATE. People touching me. I hate feet even more. So obviously melsuh taunts me with this everyday of my life.) 

 But apart from that, like I said this weekend was AMAZING!!! But now I'm back in Dallas with no friends, no life and a immobile neck. Oh and also my netflix won't work which resulted in me making chocolate cupcakes but of course I DIDN'T READ THE DIRECTIONS BECAUSE I HAVE A SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEM and I ruined them. Typical. Somebody hang out with me? Please? (cash reward for doing so) Lulz not joking. 

Bye!!!!

sup playas

YALL!!!!
ok so apparently blogging is like the new cool thing on the block....like EVERYONE has blogs these days!!!! too bad it was I who started the trend!!!!!!!

no.

but seriously lulz at the peeps who are literally jumping on the bandwagon of a lifetime.......but wait heres the thing....everyone talks about cool things on their blogs like recipies, DIY ish or stuff about their travels around the world.

well the part that sucks about this whole situation is the fact that my life is actually the single most boring event that anyone could hear about in their lifetime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first off......i. dont. bake. like everything I touch besides pasta SELF DESTRUCTS!!!!!!!!!! Its probably because I do not have the patience to read the instructions on how to make things so I just guess and thats when the problems arise.....so..

second off........if you think...im artsy......like why would i ever have the urge to "do sometthing myself"????? too bad theres a thing called the internet where you can order anything with the click of a button???? Thats as close to doing something myself as I'm ever going to get so everyone can just accept that at this point...

finally.........travels around the world........I have actually blogged about my travels before (few below) (that was a year ago....Im really good at keeping up with my blog, girl scouts promise..) BUT HERES THE CATCH!!!!! I literally am doing -----------negative negative 23 things this summer...except going to florida but that doesnt count because it's not even cool.....

SO!!!!!!!!!! the point of all this was to say this AINT a blog where you can learn cool stuff..obviously.....but I am here to entertain with stories about my failure of a life so stay tuned!!!!!! ( I actually really love my life I'm just a bit dram at times)


well sad fact of my life #60000000000000000000000000000001 = Im starting to watching Law and Order SVU again because I've LITERALLY EXHAUSTED every series on netflix imaginable....so thats where I stand in life at this point................. (aka suggestions on new series that arent stupid are welcome)

prepare for the most InTeReStINg blog of summer events you have ever witnessed!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo bi

o

HelLOooOOO people!!!!!!!

Ive obviously been slacking hardcore on this whole blogging situation.....sometimes I just get so caught up in my busy lifestyle that I forget the little things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..thats funny if you think thats true.

well....second semester has gone by SO dang quickly....like what is happening. But here's the thing...I've about had it with this whole "school" thing.....to the point where I literally dont do anything ever. so......that should be interesting when the grade reports come around!!

BUT!!! A quick recap of second semester...ready, GO

im a pi phi weeeee

bidDayBidDAyYYyy

pledge dance yall!....i was a deer..but APPARENTLY PEOPLE DID NOT UNDERSTAND!!! I was called a mouse. a rabbit. a hamster. and best of all a tellituby. really i love my life.

birthday dinnnnaz

cool khakis.....

rando dessert nights at houses in the MIDDLE OF ACTUAL NOWHERE

big little reveal hehehe yaaaaaaay i wuv my biggie

and my wonderful fam duh!

take a date heheh obviously i love da fam

RoUnDuP heheheheheh

weLLzz thats been the past couple months!!!!! Im sure yall were really interested in all that...just in case you werent heres JB goin hard...me gusta;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoFXbt2tfbU