weekend

WELL hello people!!!!! (seriously...no one reads this I really don't know why I pretend they do....it's actually somewhat sad...) It's also sad that I actually do not care... Cool!!!! 

 Anyways. This weekend was the BOMB!!!!!!! Friday, I headed to my friend Steph's lake in Athens, TX!!! Seriously prettiest place ever if you think I wanted to leave......... 

  Seriously it really doesn't get prettier than that!!! but. It was PERFECT weather the 2 1/2 days we were there. Like mid 90's, NEGATIVE clouds (my definition of flawless weather) (probably nobody else's) (it's fine). We tubed, jetskiied and ate. Duh. Also we witnessed my friend Melissa dominate super Mario 64.......she knew literally every shortcut...almost embarrassing to watch.... 

OH and on the last day Melissa and I had a fun jet ski accident!!!! I actually thought I was paralyzed.... Scary in the moment but a couple hours later as we were headed home I re-read the text melsuh sent in the group text explaining what happened and I COULDN'T stop laughing. (even though I still can't move my neck buts it's fine NOBODY PANIC!!!!!) I'll let the screenshot explain it all 

(sorry for the large picture...unfortunately I can't make it any bigger...)(my friends refuse to stop calling me pagina. Disgusting. Unreal.) 

 SO obviously to make up for throwing me off the jetski, almost ending my life at 19 years, she does THIS to me on the way home. 

Beyond rude. (I. HATE. People touching me. I hate feet even more. So obviously melsuh taunts me with this everyday of my life.) 

 But apart from that, like I said this weekend was AMAZING!!! But now I'm back in Dallas with no friends, no life and a immobile neck. Oh and also my netflix won't work which resulted in me making chocolate cupcakes but of course I DIDN'T READ THE DIRECTIONS BECAUSE I HAVE A SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEM and I ruined them. Typical. Somebody hang out with me? Please? (cash reward for doing so) Lulz not joking. 

Bye!!!!