hola !

SUP party peeps!!

well my life has not gotten any more eventful since the last time I posted 

because like I have said before, my life sucks. 

but no worries! I have returned to drone on about the few things that HAVE happened. 

FIRST OFF. I am employed. At my favorite store Anthropologie! I know...its a huge surprise to every living thing on this planet that somebody hired me. Not as surprising, I havent even worked a shift yet and already have bought a dress, a skirt and a necklace BUT ITS FINE because I gotta look GoOOOoOd to sell da stuff am I right or AM I RIGHT???? (wrong. completely wrong.)

 (But I'm over it though so hey)

(before the interview....note the "i AINT gettin this job face" the hire came at such a surprise!)

but anyways that was a definite upside to this week! (downside = the 60000 hr long orientation) (plus side to the downside= my friend Haley Moore was also doing orientation! So it looked like I actually had friends to all the other workers!!!!! Definite step in the right direction)

on FrIdAy I went to Eli Young Band concert with my friendsies

.....too bad it was SO boring and we literally watched horse races (horse. races) for two hours and then gave the concert the boot and went back home. typical. but hey the car rides were fun??????? ok bye. 

So tomorrows Thursday and I cant think of one thing I've done this week worth writing about. NOTHING is more pathetic. Maybe I should pick up some DIY skillz so I can post that shiz on here??? LOLZZZZZZZ I literally crack my self up on the daily!!!!!

well Prince William (my brother) and Greg (my father) have been gone since Sunday to the Waco lands for a golf tournament (so random).

so this means that me and THE LESLIE have been loner style all week! This has resulted in going out to eat multiple times because NEITHER of us know how to do things in the kitchen. BUT HOLD THE PHONE!!! Last night......we like MADE a pizza. With our bare hands......nothing was weirder because it actually tasted good and we didn't burn it or make it taste like the end of time!

ok its a little burned but HEY that is like gourmet cookin compared to what we usually pull out of the oven!!! so everyone can just be ok with this!!!!

tOnIghtttt me and Melsuh watched Pretty Little Liars (duh) I get scared every time I watch that like I have ACTUAL PROBLEMS because 

Im pretty sure a 3 year old girl could watch it and be ok with life but NOOOO not me!!!! 

but then Melsuh decided she needed to teach me how to bake things without completely ruining them soooooo we made coffee cake in a mug!!!! very easy ( all i did was put the ingredients in the mug...didnt even measure....nobody trusts me..) WISH i had a pixie for this one because it actually looked norm and tasted GOOD!! (we substituted applesauce for the oil and I've never liked something more) switching to a healthy lifestyle yall!!!! ...............ok that was dumb never again.

BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!! it was all fun and games with the coffee cake until we turned on DANCE MOMS. 

<----- this woman. is. insane. I have never watched this show before and if you haven't I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU DO because you will become addicted in the one hour episode. And you will go home and start watching from the beginning. Why I am admitting my watching of yet ANOTHER tv show is beyond me.....this is becoming embarrassing..

ANYways. Thats all I got for you humans tonight. Maybe the rest of this week will be more eventful????.....................haha. i laugh. 

peace and blessins- pahg

I know. I know. but im just gonna KeEp oN bLoGgIn!!!!! 

weekend

WELL hello people!!!!! (seriously...no one reads this I really don't know why I pretend they do....it's actually somewhat sad...) It's also sad that I actually do not care... Cool!!!! 

 Anyways. This weekend was the BOMB!!!!!!! Friday, I headed to my friend Steph's lake in Athens, TX!!! Seriously prettiest place ever if you think I wanted to leave......... 

  Seriously it really doesn't get prettier than that!!! but. It was PERFECT weather the 2 1/2 days we were there. Like mid 90's, NEGATIVE clouds (my definition of flawless weather) (probably nobody else's) (it's fine). We tubed, jetskiied and ate. Duh. Also we witnessed my friend Melissa dominate super Mario 64.......she knew literally every shortcut...almost embarrassing to watch.... 

OH and on the last day Melissa and I had a fun jet ski accident!!!! I actually thought I was paralyzed.... Scary in the moment but a couple hours later as we were headed home I re-read the text melsuh sent in the group text explaining what happened and I COULDN'T stop laughing. (even though I still can't move my neck buts it's fine NOBODY PANIC!!!!!) I'll let the screenshot explain it all 

(sorry for the large picture...unfortunately I can't make it any bigger...)(my friends refuse to stop calling me pagina. Disgusting. Unreal.) 

 SO obviously to make up for throwing me off the jetski, almost ending my life at 19 years, she does THIS to me on the way home. 

Beyond rude. (I. HATE. People touching me. I hate feet even more. So obviously melsuh taunts me with this everyday of my life.) 

 But apart from that, like I said this weekend was AMAZING!!! But now I'm back in Dallas with no friends, no life and a immobile neck. Oh and also my netflix won't work which resulted in me making chocolate cupcakes but of course I DIDN'T READ THE DIRECTIONS BECAUSE I HAVE A SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEM and I ruined them. Typical. Somebody hang out with me? Please? (cash reward for doing so) Lulz not joking. 

Bye!!!!