This was supposed to post on Sunday.

Hello avid readers! (hah)I have not visited the blogging universe in some time now but this past week was so hilarious that I decided it was TIME for an update! It's also funny how I think anyonr cares!! But seriously this week was the lulz and I gotta talk about it or I may explode. Cool.

OKAY. So. Last weekend we ventured down to the ATX to go to a nice dinner for Melsuhs 21st! Apparently, our mature brains thought it would be a grand idea to go to one of the most popular restaurants in the entirety of Austin...on GAME DAY!!!!! Yes, this turned out to be wonderful as we were stuck with the waiter who according to one of my friends was, and I quote, "high and drunk." (high. And drunk. Both.) needless to say, it was an experience. BUT while all this was happening, I was beginning to feel not so hot..LEADING to the series of unfortunate events that was my week. 

BASICALLY. I had (still have) a cough that sounds like I either have been smoking since I came out of the womb OR I was born without lungs. It's been really fun to go to my classes and sound like I'm dying a slow and painful death everytime I cough. It's also been cute during the TWO tests I had. Im sure everyone in those classes enjoyed it even more! Also, everyone I came in contact with who then coughed one time in the next couple days did not fail to remind me "Paige, you got me sick!" ok. I honestly was so careful and covered my mouth everytime and purelled the h out of myself after every class... Like if one pathogen somehow escaped from me and made it into your bloodstream I don't know what I could have done to prevent that! Like sorry for the extra sass tonight Im alone and bored and I have no friends so..

Anyways.

I also haven't had an appitite. Which lemme tell you people....I usually classify food as my only friend and i probably shouldn't admit that but I ain't even mad!!!!!!

But I literally haven't had mcallisters or chuys in over a week and that is the worst thing I've heard since I figured out I really had to live in the dorms freshman year and no matter how many times I told them I had mental problems and physically couldn't use community bathrooms....

But yeah. Worst. Week. Ever. Oh and I also had a fever so the alternating feelings of being submerged into boiling lava and then being forced to live in an igloo was a fun addition to the week as well. 

(I'm a really positive person.)

WELL. All of this resulted in me sprinting as fast as I could back home to Dallas after pi phi howdy  (which was fun! I was dying the whole time, but it was still so fun!)

So that is where I currently am. Not going back to the wack until the morning hours. ReBEl oN tHe LOoSe y'all!!!!!! 

Sorry this wasn't a happy update on college life (tbh...my life is so boring that that blog post would be one picture long and that would make my eyes water thinking about my non existent social life so that is the reason I'm avoiding it) 

Later dayz my people 

Pahg